Archibald Cornelius Beaumont III Pronouns: He/she Birthday: June 17 Age When Storyline Begins: 24 Storyline: Protagonist of Black Mold Foreversoon
Archibald (Archie) is bandmates with his best friend, Arturo (Arty). They've been friends since grade school.
He is currently unemployed. When he's not bothering Arty at work, he mostly spends his days playing guitar, watching trashy reality TV, being an influencer, farting around on the computer, and writing songs. His parents want to send him to university to become a lawyer, but he believes he and Arty's band, Black Mold, has a successful future.
Relationships: Best friend to Arturo Ayala. Friend to Dean Lovelace.
Arturo Ayala Pronouns: He/him Birthday: April 9 Age When Storyline Begins: 23 Storyline: Protagonist of Black Mold Foreversoon
Arturo (Arty) is bandmates with his best friend, Archie. They've been friends since grade school, but Arty suddenly catches feelings.
He works at a smoothie shop and is their top employee. In his free time, he enjoys drawing, painting, and working out. He has a white cat named Princess, who is very spoiled, and a little sister named Ximena, who is equally spoiled.
Relationships: Best friend to Archibald Cornelius Beaumont III. Friend to Dean Lovelace.
Ashkeiser Vain Pronouns: She/its Birthday: October 21 Age When Storyline Begins: 36 Storyline: Antagonist of Loss of a Loved One
Ashkeiser Vain is a bounty hunter and the sister/rival of Mareen Kate Sybil. She is infected with Callahan's disease, a flesh-eating bacteria, and tries to fend it off with cybernetic enhancements. While on a hunt commissioned by the Galactic Federation, she transmits the disease to Richter.
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Richter Alamogordo-Paso. Enemy to Yolanda Olander. Enemy to Warwick Vansevenand. Enemy to Texan Clay. Rival and sister to Mareen Kate Sybil.
Atronikus Bean Burkhardt Pronouns: He/him Birthday: August 7 Age When Storyline Begins: 16 Storyline: Deuteragonist of Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Son of Crises and David Dean Burkhardt, the first and only demigod.
Just days after his sixteenth birthday, his father David is turned to stone by the evil God King. Now, him and his mother Crises must venture to the planet's north pole where Cyan and Dune have a portal waiting for them. Through it, the fight to kill the king of the universe. Along the way, Dune gifts him an impenetrable armor (he's wearing it in the reference).
RELATIONSHIPS: Son to David Dean Burkhardt. Son to Crises. Nephew to Dune. Nephew to Cyan. Nephew to Nocturne. Nephew to Ogo. Nephew to Justicar.
Crises Pronouns: Any Birthday: Beginning of time Age When Storyline Begins: Older than the known universe Storyline: Protagonist of Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Crises is the goddess of war. She is mother to Atronikus and wife to David. Once killing the God of the Apocalypse (Dezeredd), she is banished from Verdis and sent to the mortal realm. After landing on the planet Boreas, she meets David, falls in love, and has Atronikus, all while learning about mortal culture along the way.
Then, David is turned to stone by her banisher. She now has to drag her bratty son across the planet to a portal wherein they must slay the God King, learning even more about mortal culture (and herself) along the way.
RELATIONSHIPS: Wife to David Dean Burkhardt. Mother to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Sister to Dune. Sister to Cyan. Sister to Nocturne. Sister to Ogo. Sister to Justicar.
Cyan Pronouns: Any Birthday: Beginning of time Age When Storyline Begins: Older than the known universe Storyline: Supporting character in Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Cyan is the goddess of love. Her personality is really bright! She's a bit mischievous, very particular, and enjoys playing dress-up with her brother, Dune.
RELATIONSHIPS: Aunt to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Sister to Dune. Sister to Crises. Sister to Nocturne. Sister to Ogo. Sister to Justicar.
David Dean Burkhardt Pronouns: He/him Birthday: March 13 Age When Storyline Begins: 50 Storyline: Side character in Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Husband to Crises and father to Atronikus, David was once a soldier. After sustaining an injury on the Battle of Cobalt that left him with a lifelong limp, he was taken as a prisoner of war and given to a human labor camp. He is later traded back to the Sagans, but not before the humans cut off his ears. Now, David, as a result of joining the Soldier Welfare Project, is stationed on the ice planet Boreas working as a lone radio operator. On Sundays, in between transmissions towards the war effort, he likes to play jazz.
He later meets Crises after her banishment to the mortal realm and immediately falls in love. Years later, they have a child. Atronikus. The first and only demigod.
RELATIONSHIPS: Father to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Husband to Crises.
Dean Lovelace Pronouns: He/him Birthday: December 25 Age When Storyline Begins: 52 Storyline: Supporting character in Black Mold Foreversoon
Dean Lovelace is the manager of Archie and Arturo's band, Black Mold, as well as Arturo's boss at Tropical Smoothie. The boys (mostly Arturo) were hesitant to let him manage their band due to his reputation as a sketchy individual and ex-con. However, he proves himself to be a great manager when he's not taking a bit more money than they agreed upon, even booking them a small tour throughout the great state of Texas.
Dean has a troubled past including an estranged adult daughter, ex-wife, and decade-long prison sentence. He won't tell anyone why or what it was for. He also won't tell anyone his actual age, but the boys agree it's around fifty-ish.
RELATIONSHIPS: Friend and boss to Arturo Ayala. Friend to Archibald Cornelius Beaumont III.
De'ja Gritsay Pronouns: She/they Birthday: November 10 Age When Storyline Begins: 32 Storyline: Protagonist of I Was Told This Would Be Easy
Dei’ja is the prodigal heiress to a massive weapons' manufacturing empire; those skills have served her well during her fight to survive alongside her husband, Stryker, as they travel throughout the galaxy chasing a comet where their child will be safe from harm.
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Mareen Kate Sybil. Wife to Stryker KrØyer.
Dune Pronouns: Any Birthday: Beginning of time Age When Storyline Begins: Older than the known universe Storyline: Supporting character in Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Dune is the god of dreams. All gods can manipulate their forms however they want, Dune just gets especially creative with it.
RELATIONSHIPS: Uncle to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Brother to Cyan. Brother to Crises. Brother to Nocturne. Brother to Ogo. Brother to Justicar.
Justicar Pronouns: Any Birthday: Beginning of time Age When Storyline Begins: Older than the known universe Storyline: Supporting character in Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Justicar is the goddess of justice, eyes gouged and exiled in the Unbeaten Heart for attempting to avenge Iden.
RELATIONSHIPS: Aunt to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Sister to Cyan. Sister to Crises. Sister to Nocturne. Sister to Ogo. Sister to Dune.
Mareen Kate Stbil Pronouns: She/her Birthday: November 17 Age When Storyline Begins: 38 Storyline: Antagonist of I Was Told This Would Be Easy
MK Sybil is a space bounty hunter tasked with tracking down and eliminating criminals, poachers, and pirates. She uses her surgically enhanced mouth to eat and dismember her victims. When not on duty, she wears a mask that projects a normal mouth so she may live a somewhat average life outside of collecting blood money. Right now, she's got her sights on Stryker and Dei'ja.
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Dei'ja Gritsay Enemy to Stryker KrØyer. Rival and sister to Ashkeiser Vain.
Matilda.exe Pronouns: She/its Birthday: May 25 Age When Storyline Begins: N/A Storyline: N/A
Matilda is a computer virus who takes the form of a model from a Pinterest page. Nobody knows what she really looks like.
She lives in my computer and likes to pose for my commission sheets!
Nocturne Pronouns: Any Birthday: Beginning of time Age When Storyline Begins: Older than the known universe Storyline: Supporting character in Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Nocturne is the goddess of death and oldest of all the gods. She has pledged to one day take the God King's soul. And who knows what'll happen then.
RELATIONSHIPS: Aunt to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Sister to Cyan. Sister to Crises. Sister to Justicar. Sister to Ogo. Sister to Dune.
Ogo Pronouns: Any Birthday: Beginning of time Age When Storyline Begins: Older than the known universe Storyline: Side character in Me, You, and the Rest of the World
Ogo is the goddess of medicine. Laughter is the best medicine.
RELATIONSHIPS: Aunt to Atronikus Bean Burkhardt. Sister to Cyan. Sister to Crises. Sister to Justicar. Sister to Nocturne. Sister to Dune.
Rhiannon Sojourner Sloan Pronouns: She/her Birthday: September 2 Age When Storyline Begins: 42 Storyline: Protagonist of Cobalt Supermarine
Born to an affluent family on the Imperial Core, Rhiannon was drafted into the military at age 19. After the Battle of Cobalt, she was medically discharged due to a spinal injury and lived out the next twenty years of her life on the planet Boreas. One day, Zasko Ikeakor calls her back.
Richter Alamogordo-Paso Pronouns: He/him Birthday: April 1 Age When Storyline Begins: 24 Storyline: Protagonist of Loss of a Loved One
Richter is a cowboy 3000 years into the future when, after a mass exodus, the majority of earth is once again an undiscovered frontier. He's embarrassingly romantic, very sweet, but will also kill for family. Literally. His family is practically a crime syndicate. But they’re very fun!
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Ashkeiser Vain. Lover to Yolanda Olander. Brother to Warwick Vansevenand. Friend to Texan Clay.
Robert Pronouns: He/him Birthday: May 30 Age When Storyline Begins: N/A Storyline: N/A
Made in God's image.
My special little boy!
Facts about Robert:
- He is a cat.
- His favorite food is hugs.
- His favorite color is kisses.
- His favorite season is love.
RELATIONSHIPS: Best friend to Paul. Best friend to me.
Stryker Krøyer Pronouns: He/they Birthday: May 10 Age When Storyline Begins: 30 Storyline: Protagonist of I Was Told This Would Be Easy
Belonging to a race of deep-sea humans capable of seeing in the dark and breathing under miles of water, Stryker found his wife, Dei'ja, far from his homeland (or ocean, I guess). They've got a baby on the way, and they’re working together to catch a comet where they'll be safe from harm.
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Mareen Kate Sybil. Husband to Dei'ja Gritsay.
Texan Clay Pronouns: She/they Birthday: July 30 Age When Storyline Begins: 17 Storyline: Side character in Loss of a Loved One
Texan Clay is a seventeen year-old misfit who is relatively new to Madds' gang after escaping an abusive situation at home. She is really rambunctious and wicked smart, and loves horseback riding.
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Ashkeiser Vain. Friend to Yolanda Olander. Friend to Warwick Vansevenand. Friend to Richter Alamogordo-Paso.
Yolanda Olander (previously named Isaura) Pronouns: She/they Birthday: January 23 Age When Storyline Begins: 26 Storyline: Supporting character in Loss of a Loved One
Yolanda lives in a village not far from Richter’s family, where she eventually fell in love with him. She later avenges his death with the help of his brother Rockland.
RELATIONSHIPS: Enemy to Ashkeiser Vain. Friend to Warwick Vansevenand. Friend to Texan Clay. Lover to Richter Alamogordo-Paso.
Zasko Ikeakor Pronouns: He/they Birthday: December 9 Age When Storyline Begins: 54 Storyline: Supporting character in Cobalt Supermarine
Captain Zasko Ikeakor has been in the military since he could drink. He can be very serious, but he is mostly laid back and silly since there's not much he's afraid of. He is Rhiannon's best friend and mentor.
RELATIONSHIPS: Best friend to Rhiannon Sojourner Sloan.